Tips and Tales - Holiday (and other) Hazards

By Mary Kaye Buchtel
Englewood, CO
Written for NCS Magazine - 1990

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When I first discovered I was going to be a mother, I took great pride in "baby-proofing" my home. My baby wasn't due until the middle of January, but just in case it was destined to be incredibly fast-growing and unbelievably precocious, my little house was decidedly baby-proofed by Thanksgiving that year. Now as I anticipate the birth of my first grand- child (imagine that!!!), I notice all the wonderful inventions that creative people have developed to protect unaware but curious fingers. Because I enjoy nurturing birds now that I'm in my "dotage", I wonder if someday we may be able to purchase bird-safe sheaths for exposed electric cords. Or perhaps some clever bird-brain will invent a cup shield to allow a human to drink but keep their cockatiel from a dunk.

As surely as our safe, snug homes are full of dangers to curious, innocent human babies, they are booby-traps for birds and other pets. As I thought about writing this article, I worried I might leave out some danger and unwittingly fail to provide a warning someone, somewhere might need. Eventually, I realized my birds are MUCH more creative than I can foresee. The only practical overall warning is to advise pet-owners to ALWAYS supervise pet birds' uncaged time.

Some obvious dangers come to mind immediately. Open containers of water are drowning waiting to happen. We learned this danger early when an unclipped baby we'd just bought flew out of my hands just before I clipped her. My husband, Bill, chased her down the hall to retrieve her. Where do you imagine she landed? Right in the open toilet, of course! We're very good about keeping the lid down now. We don't leave glasses or cups of liquid unattended on the table anymore either after watching our beloved Twilight lean in dangerously to reach a drink just out of his range. Stories of birds landing in cooking pots frighten me, so our pots are covered AND our birds are caged during food preparation.

During the busy holiday season, we spend so much more time in the kitchen preparing delicacies for friends and family. As we get more and more caught up in these out-of -the ordinary events, we must keep our birds' safety in mind. Our pets may be caged more than usual for their own protection, but they're so forgiving they seem to understand we still love them. It's important to devote some special time to them daily to ensure we're meeting their needs, but during this hectic season, it may have to be less time than we usually enjoy sharing with them.

As we prepare treats for sharing with loved ones, it can be so tempting to give a taste to the bird. That's fine as long as the treat is healthy food, but we must remember the bird's body can't handle chocolate during a holiday meal any better than at any other time of the year. We frequently think it won't hurt US "just this once", but giving a bird a sip of liquor can be fatal even it is only once. Sometimes our guests aren't really aware of dangers related to birds. Aunt Martha's guacamole dip probably seems like health-food to people who haven't read about many birds succumbing to poisoning from avocados.

Parties may be more fun for birds if they're removed to a peaceful corner of the house away from all the noise, bewildering lights, smoke and strange people. We enjoy our guests more when the birds are shown-off on a tour-like basis and then secured away from well-meaning but possibly threatening attention. One of my most treasured friends is a delightfully exuberant Italian woman whose expressive hand-gestures and lively vivacious voice terribly intimidate my most aggressive birds. When she'll be visiting, the birds' cages are moved to provide them with security. She love to go to their temporary room to visit them briefly and THEY love that she then leaves them in peace!!

Cooking, cleaning, and painting are fume-producing activities we can get caught up in as we ready our homes for celebrations. It's always unwise to house birds in the kitchen with all the rapid temperature changes and cooking fumes. Naturally, some of the most caustic cleaners are sprayed on kitchen appliances and bathroom fixtures. My rule of thumb is that if I can smell it, the birds ARE breathing it into those millions of delicate air-sacks. (It just occurred to me some toxins may be odorless.) Moving cages into rooms with closed doors and open windows provides much better ventilation for birds during cleaning or painting episodes. In smoky emergencies, we've opened every door and window in the house and run the exhaust fan until the grilled cheese disaster was only a wisp of a memory.

The cookware used in the home can spell the difference between life and death for our birds. Non-stick cookware or under-burner drip pans produce a toxic gas at high temperatures which can wipe out an entire household of birds in a few seconds. By the way, those fumes aren't all that good for humans either. When I first read about this danger, I realized we would never DELIBERATELY burn up a pan. An accident is just that, an unplanned, unintentional event. Since nobody else who's lost their birds deliberately burned pans either, it made sense to me that my birds' only protection against me being too busy or too tired to act wisely would be for our non-stick cookware to hit the garage sale circuit. The drip-pans reached those dangerous temperatures within the normal cooking ranges and are never safe for homes with birds.

Chewing electric cords must be really fun, based on how many birds I've caught trying to go out in a blaze of glory. Our daily lifestyle incorporates hidden electric cords. During the holiday season, we often use extension cords to brighten our decorations. An extra effort must be made to keep the little beaks safe. Holiday decorations can be dangerously tempting. Angel hair is actually fiber-glass which would certainly cause havoc if eaten. Tinsel, foil, plastic and Styrofoam are suddenly on the scene to tempt the curious. The more adventuresome your birds, the greater their risk. some people have reverted to homemade wooden ornaments with popcorn and cranberry garlands to produce a lovely, old-fashioned and bird-safe tree. Holiday plants such as mistletoe, poinsettia and Christmas cactus are all toxic to birds, so be careful to display them safely away from hungry, gourmand pets.

All in all, the same common sense rules used all year to protect our birds will keep them safe over the holiday season. Like birds, some of us react to all these changes in our routine by feeling stressed. Thinking about how to protect the birds BEFORE we're too tired or BEFORE the company shows up will help ensure a safe holiday for the whole family.

Happy holidays and many blessings in the New Year for all of you and your blessed charges.

NOTE FROM THE EDITOR: The reason I put this up now is so everyone would go into the upcoming holiday season well prepared. Yes, this is early in the year but the extra time you'll have to plan should assist in keeping your pet cockatiel happy through the entire holiday season.